Last year I was invited to help a man who sells used luxury and super cars. His view was that a busty mature lady in tight leather-look trousers and very high heels would appeal to some of his customers and help ‘seal the deal’ and sell more cars and so far, he’s been proved right.

Dave asks me to come into the showroom when he has an established or prospective customer coming in who he thinks might be interested in a bit of a sexy sell. If they show interest in me and the way I look, he offers to have me take them on a test drive and then I swing into action. What I typically do is gauge how ‘interested’ they are before we set off. Some are quite open about it others much less so. If they show no interest at all, Dave will normally go with them instead of me. That will be the gay ones!
If they’ve shown enough interest, then I get the boring factual bits out of the way quite quickly and then try to turn the conversation round to sexier matters. I tell them I think the car is very sexy and see how they react. If that’s good, then I tell them I find being driven in this car a real turn-on and if I sense interest in this, I ask them if they’re getting turned on too. If they say yes, they’re turned on too I put my hand on their thigh and say I want to feel if they’re getting stiff and so I rub them and make sure they are. Now at this point most make a joke about crashing or not being able to concentrate on driving and I use that as my cue to say if they want to find a quiet spot we can park up and I can have a better feel for how much they like the car and maybe even take care of the ‘problem’ for them. “Don’t want you crashing, now do we?”
If they agree I wait until we’re parked and sure no one is watching and then I explain that I have gloves and lube with me and that if they’d like me to, I can give them “hand relief”, assuming they’re buying the car of course or – if they’re not – that they’ll take care of the commission I would otherwise have been paid for a successful sale.
The deal I have with Dave is that I receive a percentage of the sale profit margin as a commission for each car I help sell but he has also agreed that if I’ve “had to go the extra mile” to get a sale (that’s the phrase the he uses, meaning if I’ve unzipped the customer and tossed them off) then I get additional commission.
To date I’ve only had two who flat refused to take things any further. With all of the others, we have arrived at a mutually satisfactory arrangement. Shortly after starting in this role I had one guy who made a very clever suggestion. He said he’d like hand relief but would much prefer that I suck him off. I wasn’t going to agree but he came up with a smart proposal. He said he was definitely buying the car and the asking price was fair but if I could get the boss to agree a £2,000 discount, he’d transfer that sum straight into my account, then and there but in return I had to get on my knees and suck him off. I rang Dave and he quickly agreed the discount, so there I was in a country car park, kneeling on the customer’s coat, my head bobbing up and down as I brought him off with my mouth. When I started, he said, “Oh, deep throat, you really are experienced aren’t you?”. Well for two grand I thought he deserved a professional level of service.

Back at the ranch we completed the paperwork and he went off but I felt bad about what had happened. Not that I’d pretty much whored myself – I know it’s seedy, but come on, two grand! – but it felt a bit like I’d cheated Dave, who has been very good to me. So I confessed all and offered to share the money with him. He was very sweet about it and said I’d earned it and could keep it, on one condition. I think you can guess. So there I was, in his office and for the second time that day, my head bobbing up and swallowing my second load of semen.
When I got home I told my husband everything and he suggested that he would make it three in a row. I told him he was dreaming – he’d get gloved hand relief as normal, and he’d be bloody grateful for it too!










